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computer password... 2/20/2014 A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis, " and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enoug 0 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Lets try something different 10/21/2008 Husband to Wife: Lets try something different. Do it in ears. Wife: Ho, if i become deaf..what to do ??? Husband: Till today u ever been dumb ? Tell me !!! 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cooool husband ... 10/21/2008 A HUSBAND COMES FROM CHURCH, * *HE GREETED HIS WIFE AND LIFTED HER UP. HE CARRIED HER AROUND THE HOUSE. THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND SHE ASKED * *"DID THE PASTOR PREACH ABOUT BEING 0 Comments, 59 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Priceless ... 10/21/2008 A husband wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Husband carries photo .... 10/21/2008 Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wi 0 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Three Women 10/9/2008 Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated." The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful." 0 Comments, 193 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Teacher to Students 10/9/2008 A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. Th 0 Comments, 180 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY 10/8/2008 A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Coach says: Madam, here a 2 piece costume is not allowed. Girl says: which one has to b removed first ? !! 0 Comments, 131 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New Secretary 10/8/2008 Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek. "Hey, bud, how are ya?" "I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!" "Well, 0 Comments, 124 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Kinds Of Sex 10/8/2008 Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have 0 Comments, 89 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Viagra 10/8/2008 The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat. His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "I'm goi 0 Comments, 129 Views, 0 Votes | |
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40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN 10/8/2008 1.NOT KISSING FIRST Avoiding her lips and diving straight for erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. 0 Comments, 87 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Scientific reasons for having sex 10/8/2008 The reasons for not engaging in sex include transmission of diseases, heart attack due to exertion, and many others. The reasons for engaging in sex are numerous. Among these are: * Sex helps 0 Comments, 148 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How To Seduce A Sleeping Woman 10/8/2008 Picture it: you get home late from a hard day’s work and your girl’s already asleep, or you wake up first thing in the morning to go to work and you’re in the mood for sex. When y 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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dad.. n mom 10/8/2008 A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, 'What are 0 Comments, 325 Views, 0 Votes | |
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night in a pub 10/8/2008 Three boys are enjoying a quiet night in a pub, when a man stumbles in and orders a beer. Spying the group, the drunk stumbles over, points at one of the boys and shouts: ‘I’ve 0 Comments, 70 Views, 0 Votes | |
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newly married man 10/8/2008 A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror naked and was admiring his physique. '2 inches more & I will be a king.' Suddenly the wife comes in and says, '2 inches less and 0 Comments, 85 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Learning From Teachers 10/8/2008 Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, 0 Comments, 75 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Knowledgeable Patient 10/8/2008 A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she ha 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Therapy 10/8/2008 An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have sex and tell if he see them doing anything wrong. So they have sex. While they are getting dressed the doctor said, "Well I don't s 0 Comments, 34 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Two friends 10/8/2008 Two friends: - Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come? - Of course! How many people are coming? - Three, if you bring your girlfriend. 0 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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cool one ..ha ha ha ha 10/8/2008 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her bre 0 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes |
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