Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service
Publish or perish?
 
I'm not sure this is the publish they had in mind. Let's see if I have something to add.
Keywords | Title View | Refer to a Friend |
Getting some...religion
Posted:Apr 11, 2017 4:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 11, 2017 5:22 pm
4933 Views

Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 15 . After her first husband died, she remarried and had 15 more . A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together."

Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?"

The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
1 comment
For a friend...
Posted:Apr 9, 2017 6:54 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2017 4:24 pm
4957 Views

I have a special friend who will like this one.

Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse? A: She's the one with the dirty knees.
2 Comments
Jizzneyland
Posted:Apr 7, 2017 4:34 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2017 6:49 pm
6183 Views

And back to the Urban Dictionary.

Jizzneyland

When a city or town specifically zones an area for "adult" businesses.

"Did you know that the City Council voted on the Jizzneyland zone last night? I'm not sure if 70 acres near a residential neighborhood is going to be enough.

I'm going to be offline for the weekend I'll look in Sunday night. Prof
2 Comments
Who knew?
Posted:Apr 6, 2017 4:34 am
Last Updated:Apr 9, 2017 6:48 pm
6442 Views

Who knew that Pinterest has sex quotes? So much more helpful than turning a pallet into a three stall hamster garage.

"Let's settle this argument like adult; naked, in the bedroom."

"I hope your day is as nice as your butt."

"Overworked and under fucked."

"Want to come over and watch some porn on my flat screen mirror?"

"I kinda wish you were touching me inappropriately right now."
3 Comments
Just as I feared...
Posted:Apr 5, 2017 4:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2017 4:19 am
6499 Views

I've noticed something about the many, kind and generous, members who comment in my blog. There isn't anyone local, no one nearby.

Perhaps its just as I feared, I'm funnier and better looking from a distance.

Sigh.
3 Comments
And on that porno theme...
Posted:Apr 4, 2017 4:46 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2017 3:13 pm
5382 Views

Next time you're having sex with your significant other, stop right in the middle of it. When she asks what you're doing say, "Shhh...I saw this in a porno once. It's called buffering."
3 Comments
But you showed me...
Posted:Apr 3, 2017 3:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2017 4:49 am
5434 Views

I recall my first time with a condom. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
3 Comments
Too much work
Posted:Apr 1, 2017 4:50 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2017 8:52 pm
5311 Views

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!" Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem. If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"



I'm in the middle of a 12 day stretch at work without a break, again. Most days 12 plus hours again. I'm really hoping that it is spring like outside when this patch is done. Raking and bicycling is sounding really good right not.
3 Comments
Just like in the movies?
Posted:Mar 31, 2017 3:36 am
Last Updated:Apr 3, 2017 3:38 am
6870 Views

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says "Having a tough day, huh?"

The guy says "Yeah. My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said 'Why don't we ever make love like in the movies?'

So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in. I jack-hammered her and slapped her on the ass as I pummeled her. Then I pulled it out, turned her around and blew my load all over her face."

The bartender said "Wow! But what's up with the black eye?

"Turns out we watch different movies."
5 Comments
Always a solution
Posted:Mar 30, 2017 3:52 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2017 6:24 pm
5439 Views

A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.

"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
2 Comments
Southern boy at heart
Posted:Mar 29, 2017 4:10 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2017 3:15 am
5478 Views

Let me touch these titties,
Let me kiss this sexy mouth.
Let me lie with you in bed,
Gently gently going south.
1 comment
Want a quickie?
Posted:Mar 28, 2017 7:35 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2017 3:15 am
5155 Views

Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

Prof: "Sigh"
1 comment
She's just trying to be helpful
Posted:Mar 28, 2017 4:27 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2017 7:32 pm
4536 Views

A man asks his wife on their 25 marriage anniversary,
'Darling, have you been unfaithful to me?"

"Yes, honey, three times."

"When was the first time?"

"Do you remember the situation when you went to a bank, but nobody would give you any credit? And finally the CEO of the bank himself signed the credit allowance to you."

"Thanks, darling. And when was the second time?"

"Do you remember when you were very ill and nobody would agree to do the surgery for you? And finally the head of the department took care of you?"

"Thank you darling, you saved my life. And with whom have you been unfaithful to me for the third time?"

"Do you remember when you were a candidate to the position of city mayor and you were missing 36 votes?"
2 Comments

To link to this blog (Prof10001) use [blog Prof10001] in your messages.

  Prof10001 63M
63 M
February 2022
Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
    1
1
2
1
3
 
4
1
5
1
6
1
7
 
8
1
9
1
10
1
11
 
12
1
13
1
14
1
15
1
16
1
17
 
18
 
19
 
20
 
21
 
22
 
23
 
24
 
25
 
26
 
27
 
28
 
         

Recent Visitors

Visitor Age Sex Date

Most Recent Comments by Others

Post Poster Post Date
Bald fun? (4)_jd_guy
Feb 15, 2022 7:30 pm
Proofreader? (2)mufdiver69er2
Feb 14, 2022 2:51 pm
Spit or swallow? (3)lfefsex
Feb 10, 2022 8:07 am
More masturbation? (6)twood1600
Feb 9, 2022 8:01 am
Minnesota city/town names and sex. (5)daddysmichele
Feb 6, 2022 1:40 pm
Take the dive? (4)ltrskr
Feb 6, 2022 8:59 am
Score with a Milf? (4)staci_19702
Feb 5, 2022 7:27 am
Take a shot? (6)windsjohn
Feb 4, 2022 9:21 am
The right region? (4)staci_19702
Feb 1, 2022 7:03 am
Circumcised ? (4)shoot_blanks
Jan 31, 2022 10:40 am
Aye, Captain (4)ltrskr
Jan 30, 2022 2:22 pm