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一夜西遊~水濂洞
Posted:Jul 28, 2014 8:42 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2015 12:12 pm
2653 Views
從小我就問媽媽說~我是從哪裡出來的

我媽每次都說我是石頭裡蹦出來的

言歸正傳

自從佛祖硬是把金箍棒塞到我身體最硬的地方之後

每次看著這邊的美女視訊打手槍

我總是射了一堆在天花板

久而久之~沒降到妖~沒伏到魔

倒是天花板一堆鐘乳石...............結晶體.......

索性~~在房間門口就貼上"水濂洞".........................

一 一 歡迎美女前往參觀>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<
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一夜西游~金箍棒
Posted:Jul 27, 2014 12:23 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2015 12:11 pm
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這晚夢見我化身成齊天大聖跪拜於佛祖面前

佛祖曰悟空阿,未來降妖伏魔的任務仍不可斷阿]

我曰佛祖阿,小弟弟我怎麼降妖伏魔阿,2014年已經是個科記的社會了阿]

佛祖曰我今賜你開山刀乙隻,西瓜刀乙隻便可]

我曰阿..........很多人都拿槍了ㄟ........]

佛祖曰那我賜還你"身縮軟硬自如的金箍棒"]

我曰我該藏於耳朵之內嗎]

佛祖曰你這樣會嚇倒芸芸眾生,我會將他藏於你身內,急需之時方便使用]

話畢,所有景像化成了團團的白煙~然後我醒了

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

一柱擎天~~~~~~~我終於知道佛祖把金鼓棒藏在我身體內的哪個部分了~~~~~~~

佛祖阿佛祖阿~~~你放心吧~~~~以後降妖伏魔的任務就交給我吧~~
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