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Twelve Days of Sexmas Reboot
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Twelve Days of Sexmas Reboot Remember that Christmas isn’t just about shopping and stuffing your face, it’s also about cheesy seasonal treatments On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave : A spanking over his knee. Who doesn’t like a nice little spanking every now and then? On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave : love gloves. Wrap up those presents On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave : French men. Oooh lala - bien sur. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Four dirty words On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Five sex swings. Sing loud like this, “se-eeee-x swings.” ( the crescendo) On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Six porns a-playing. Watching porn at Christmas? tsk tsk On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave : Seven sperm a-swimming. So one sperm says the other “When do we get the ovaries?” The other replies, “Ovaries! We’re not even past the throat yet!” ( an oldie but goodie) On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Eight toys a vibing. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to : guys stripping.. You pick the guys On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Ten peepers peeping. For all you Cam voyeurs On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave : Eleven perverts kiiiking. Cybersex anyone? On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave : Twelve Sexy Bloggers You know who you are Twelve Sexy Bloggers Eleven Perverts Kiiking Ten Peepers Peeping guys Undressing Eight toys a vibing Seven sperm a swimming Six Porns a playing Five sexxxeeee swings Four Dirty words French Men Love Gloves First a spanking over Santa's knee |
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merry sexmas too you!! luv it!!
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12/4/2019 5:28 am |
Awesome
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Wow! That's a lot of presents to carry about! 👍 😊 Loved it. I had to google kiiking... lol 😂 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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12/4/2019 6:18 am |
the best reason to move to Canada is you.
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nice post really liked it.
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This is so clever and quite timely!! So glad you shared it- I have asked Santa for an extra big sleigh or at least one with a caboose attached (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a sexually transmitted disease.   Well, it's good to share. 
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This is great hun, so glad you shared it with us as it truly fits well with the site. I hope you have a great Hump Day.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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12/4/2019 10:17 am |
Nothing quite like an oldie but goodie. Thank you for getting me into the spirit. God bless us all...each and everyone one of us as Tiny Tim would say. Twelve Days of Sexmas Reboot
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merry sexmas too you!! luv it!!
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Wow! That's a lot of presents to carry about! 👍 😊 Loved it. I had to google kiiking... lol 😂 Need a toboggan to carry it all
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This is so clever and quite timely!! So glad you shared it- I have asked Santa for an extra big sleigh or at least one with a caboose attached . Here's hoping you get the sleigh and caboose.
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a sexually transmitted disease. Well, it's good to share.
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This is great hun, so glad you shared it with us as it truly fits well with the site. I hope you have a great Hump Day..
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Thank you and all the best to you
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Thank you
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Nothing quite like an oldie but goodie. Thank you for getting me into the spirit. God bless us all...each and everyone one of us as Tiny Tim would say. Twelve Days of Sexmas Reboot
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12/4/2019 11:03 am |
We could get most of those done in a day....
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love it ~~~ and may your 12 Days of Christmas bring you 12 banging orgasms
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12/5/2019 10:00 am |
Well this is very fun Miss NP ...
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What post? I just enjoy looking at that lovely bum of yours........
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12/12/2019 4:34 am |
Your a poet, and probably didn't know it!
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1/29/2020 9:16 am |
Fantastically festive stuff!
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