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Insert freedom speech from Braveheart here  

40Deuce 46M
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3/12/2019 5:36 pm
Insert freedom speech from Braveheart here


Some people think that movie is better than the Patriot . I wish them well .

For maximum freedom there should be ZERO regulations for ANYTHING . If a fellow American should make a product that kills me , well friend , I should’ve read the fine print . And do you know what it woulda said ?

“Sorry if you die from this , I’m just living the American Dream .”

Nuff said

Why do you think genies are such jerks ? It's been well and truly established that any wish you make they'll twist evilly to hurt your feelings but why ? There's tons of literary examples along with movies and TV but I've seen this behavior in real life . One time an efreet offered by friend 5151 an wish and she wished that she would never have to work again - the next day she was fired and blacklisted . One time a marid offered my friend Fausto a wish and he asked for world peace - so the genie gave him a piece of the world . My friend Bramanda asked to be a sex object and she was turned into a butt plug . My friend Slater Heath asked for riches and a bunch of dudes named Rich turned up and then sued him for not taking care of them . My buddy socks asked to live forever and was transported to the big bang because he said FOREVER so he had to start at the beginning .

I endeavored to find this out so I went up to the attic and dug out the old water bottle I found in '03 that had a genie in it - I had never messed with it before because I know the deal but I was willing to risk it for science . So I rubbed the water bottle (if you know what I mean) and a genie appeared . I wished for a lower interest rate on my house and you know what this guy did ? He made all the stuff in my house disappear and said "You're rate of interest in this house just went way down didn't it ?"

So I said to him "Is that really what you thought I meant ?" And he admitted that no , he knew exactly what I meant , so I asked him why he was being a dick about it and he said it was because he was sick of people coming up to him and asking him for wishes all the time .

And I says to him I says "You initiated this whole thing . I freed you from the old water bottle and the first thing you said was that you would grant me a wish - I didn't ask you for anything before you offered ."

And he said that I he meant in a general way , that most people harass him for wishes and he got sick of it centuries ago .

"Well that's not fair" I said "I didn't do that to you , you're punishing me for what other people did ? What kind of a way is that to be ?"

And the genie said "You probably would have wished for more wishes anyway - everyone does that and I hate it !"

"But you just saw me not do that " I protested "you said one wish and I wished for a lower mortgage rate . I didn't ask for more wishes . You're doing the same thing - you're taking your issues out on me for stuff other people did ."

The genie started getting real defensive then and starting trying to spin some tale about how they perverted wishes to teach us a lesson .

"How is that helpful ? Wishes aren't a thing we deal with outside the context of genies , the only time we get wishes are from you guys - so what's the use of trying to teach us this lesson ? That's like me randomly punching people on the bus to teach them that I shouldn't be allowed on the bus - it makes no sense ."

The genie started getting all hot under the collar then and I'm not proud to admit that we both said some nasty things but then he said "Yeah well Kazaam sucked !"

And I says "Yeah , that's fair , I understand why you mess with us now ."

This was all just for fun of course (and maybe a lower interest rate) because obviously we all know why genies don't like humans . Genies were gods original creation and they didn't take kindly to the fact that after Maramus started kill them all god was too busy creating us to help them much . Being abandoned by your creator is bad enough but then getting your ass kicked and being replaced ? You can scarcely blame them .

What wishes have you or someone you know turned out wicked ?

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