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Press 12 to get kicked in the dick by a dominatrix wearing heels See that's like next level stuff there because there is no 12 on a phone so you can't even get the dick kicking you want . So this guy says to me he says "I wanted to cancel my phone service so I went to the website but you can't do it there so I had to call and then it was an automated menu - if it's automated why is it not just on the website ?!" Whereupon I was heard to remark "Is that a serious question ? They don't want to make it easy to cancel - no matter how convoluted a website is you're unlikely to give up - people get mad and rage quit circular phone menus all the time . It costs them nothing to waste your time , even if it only works once it's worth it to them ." Every office job (and probably others) usually involves a so-called alphabet soup (if it can so be called) of acronyms that occasionally become hilarious to the immature . Back at my old job it was usually when we were talking about the last ANAL on the account . "I think this last ANAL date is wrong" someone would say and a new person would snicker . Jokes about "how could you not remember your last ANAL !" were as common as Ford Festivas in the 90s . Today I had a long meeting about the sensitivity of the NIPS . There's a lot of concerns that the NIPS aren't sensitive enough . If you don't know what NIPS are all you really need to know is that the NIPS become a prison for hostile traffic . If you know what I mean . Sometimes people go to therapy . And that's cool because they want to figure out why they are the way they are . But I can save you all a lot of time . Why does a tree do what it does ? Why does it soak in sunlight with it's leaves and take in water and nutrients with it's roots and grow and shade out other trees and whatnot ? Survival . The end . The concept of not doing those things is literally unthinkable - because it can't think . It does what it has to do make it . As much as we like to fancy it all up we're the same way . You are the way you are because that's the way you had to be to motivate yourself to do the things that keep you alive . If you're a curmudgeon who acted like they're an old man when they were 10 , if you're a happy shiny people , if you're the kind of person who needs to please others , if you're a Stepford smiler who's dying inside , if you're Purity Sue , if you're pushy Lothario , if you're a straw nihilist , if you're a faux affable asshole , a raging bitchcake , a sad clown , a dorkataur , whatever you are it's because that's what you needed to do to make it . That will be $500 please . NOW before you go accusing me of being all "nothing ever changes just give up" that doesn't mean that's the way it HAS to be . That was just the path of least resistance you feel me ? You needed to become a way to survive - doesn't mean you can't learn a different and better way . Such as tigers have terrible claws to help them survive - doesn't means claws are the best ever - they can learn to drive helicopters and earn a wager and buy food . Which is obviously better . You may have become a good natured doormat because that's the way you could make it through the day but you don't have to stay that way if you don't want to - there's other solutions , that was just the one that "evolution" came up with for you . You can work on being something else such as a drama queen of the Snark Knight - heck you could even try to be someone good ! I mean I wouldn't recommend it but then I'm a Dandere so you know , grain of salt . I haven't posted a picture in a good long while in spite of my promise to always do it .  Rectified . I always thought that Rectify looked like a good show but I never watched it . I figured I watched enough downer TV series . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Do you think the writers that worked on the Mullets are proud of their work ? Putting clients first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put clients (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first.
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My self awareness is so low that I'm not really sure which of those archetypes I am (curmudgeon who acted like they're an old man when they were 10 , happy shiny people , the kind of person who needs to please others , Stepford smiler who's dying inside , Purity Sue , pushy Lothario , istraw nihilist , faux affable asshole , raging bitchcake , sad clown , dorkataur ). The person in that photo seems to think I'm a Bad Ass Boss Bitch, but I'm not sure about that.   
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So, in that picture, is she going where no man has gone before? Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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BTW - I could do that therapy for $350.00 Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Re, the picture replacement, approved!
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