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Are you wearing a bra ?  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
4/2/2018 5:26 pm

Last Read:
4/6/2018 6:18 pm

Are you wearing a bra ?

No . No you are not . Because millennials "killed" them . The internet said so . There are no more bras .

"But 40 what's holding up my breasts ?"

Isn't it obvious ? In a twist worthy of the Outer Limits , you are !



Have you been to a chain restaurant lately ? No you haven't because millennials killed those too . ALL chain restaurants are out of business . Applebee's , Olive Garden , Chipolte , Chili's , IHOP , McDonalds , Subway , Burger King , Taco Bell , Wendy's Chick-Fil-A , Panera , Sonics , etc. are all gone . The millennials saw to that . You have to had it to Sonic though for continuing to run commercials every 2 minutes .

If you think you've eaten at any of these places in the last few months, please , I implore you - seek mental health care because you are hallucinating wildly .

Do you live in a house ? No you don't because millennials killed homeownership . No one has a house anymore , not one single person . It's all over . Where do you live then ? I DON'T KNOW !!! Do we all just wander from work to our local artisan fair trade free-range avocado toast bar to the Apple store and then back to work in a continuous cycle ?

Other things you no longer have and never will again because millennials have killed them ;

Napkins (I guess we wipe our mouths with all those unused bras)
Beer (hard lemonade only - artisanal)
Sex (no wonder no one on here can get laid)
Breakfast (too much clean up , just artisanal hard cider and then use the bottle as a vase)
All sports (spin class only)
Cars and motorcycles (Uber that bitch ! )
Soap (I don't know , they use pine needles I guess ? Artisanal)
Marriage (makes sense , why get married if you can't have sex)
Washing your clothes (again without sex why bother ? )
Banks (cuz they got no money)
Department stores (this one I take issues with , they've been dying for a while - I think MY people can take credit for this kill)
Purses (just put your make up in your empty artisanal hard soda bottle)
Make-up (oh , never mind)
Gyms (wait , where they do they go for their spin classes ? )
Home improvement stores (Well yeah , they don't have homes)

My cousin once removed (or my second cousin ? dunno) was at Easter . He just graduated and he was pontificating on all the world's ills as only as 22 year old can . His smarmy know-it-allness used to annoy me mightily but now that he's out in the world trying to make a living I find it very amusing .

Maybe someone will pay for your in depth analysis of transgender issues jerk !

My grandma won Easter for sure . After his long discourse on why people have gender identity stress my aunt said "Well we don't have those issues in this family" and my grandma said "That you know of" and then to everyone's startled looks she said "I know all the family secrets" .

Bravo gam-gam . I always wondered about Aunt Steve .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
4/2/2018 5:27 pm

In other news did you know that Dr. Phil (DP to his buds) has a full head of hair but he shaves it like that to appear more trustworthy ? I didn't .

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mufdiver69er2 63M  
1953 posts
4/2/2018 6:35 pm

and last post you sounded more rational than ever..guess it comes and goes..

woop woop


40Deuce replies on 4/3/2018 5:37 pm:
Millennials killed rationality

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
4/2/2018 7:25 pm

I haven't totally given up bras but never wear the "traditional" underwire ones...just sports bra thingies.

I disagree about millennials killing beer, you don't know how much time they spend at craft breweries.


40Deuce replies on 4/3/2018 5:37 pm:
Sorry , internet

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
4/2/2018 9:54 pm

That hand bra .... can I get that in a male version? Cuz the millennials didn't kill sex for us baby boomers! Can't kill what you think doesn't happen.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 4/3/2018 5:38 pm:
I have no doubt that you could but like a standard bra it would probably start pinching after a while

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
4/5/2018 12:51 pm

but his mustache is fake, right?

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 4/6/2018 6:19 pm:
It's a real mustache it's just not his

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